Humorous Quotes in Case You Are Bored — 12/10/2013

http://www.tk421.net/quotes/
http://www.quotery.com/top-100-funny-quotes-of-all-time/
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html

A few I particularly liked:

“”The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.”
(- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950))”

“Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny”
“If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich…..”(Anonymous)

“If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car or mortgage payments”…………….(Flip Wilson)

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch”……..(Jack Nicholson)

“God gave us our relatives, thank God we can choose our friends”……(Ethel Mumford)

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive”……((Elbert Hubbard)

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company”….(Mark Twain)

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